Audioroad Not Nominated for a Grammy

In a surprise announcement, Audioroad was not nominated for a Grammy this year. Bassist Mike ‘Willy’ Williams commented, “I am a bit flabbergasted over the whole announcement. I think ‘Nevermore’ must have fallen under a desk at the Academy’s headquarters.” Drummer David Horning was rumored to have been distraught over the ‘whole ordeal’ and has fled south to join up with software guru John MacaFee somewhere in Guatemala. The band has recently entered the studio to record its next album “Westward”.